A Day In The Life Of A College Student---Writing A Paper Edition

Type. Type. Type. Stare at wall and zone out. Type. Type. Hit a mental block. Go on sporcle.com and try to name all the Disney movies by character. Repeat this step 3x. Realize that you haven't eaten in a few hours. Find food. Eat food while surfing Facebook. Food break goes on longer than normal due to Facebook stalking boys/people you haven't seen since high school and never talked to while there. Realize that it's getting late. Research some more for paper. Scourge internet for scientific sounding article. Remember a youtube video that a friend mentioned. Watch video. Laugh. Post on friend's wall that you watched said video and loved it. Share it with another friend on Facebook. Go back to the article with big terminology. Decide it's too confusing and go to Wikipedia for a clearer explanation. Type. Type. Check out Pandora stations. Find the most obscure one possible. Type. Type. Type. Need change of environment. Go to a serene place like library or reading room. Check Facebook to see if any friends are in library/reading room. Type. Zone out. Realize that you've been staring at the person across the room and they caught you. Frantically start typing again. Double space paper. Realize that it's not long enough. Write a few obscure sentences. Still not long enough. Resort to making the periods a bigger size. Still not long enough. Make the commas bigger too. Hope that professor counts half page as a full page. Save paper under something like "Stupid Research Paper for Satan's Class".

Print.

Go eat some ice cream. It's been a productive day.